One of our priorities for early 2010 is to buy a new digital camera. Nick bought our current camera in 2005 right before a trip to Paris, and I was actually upset with him that he made such a lavish purchase just days before our shoestring-funded getaway, worried we might suddenly have the need for a monetary cushion on the other side of the Atlantic. In hindsight, it was a very smart buy because we were able bring home gorgeous memories from our trip; it was well worth the money. But now, at five years old, our current camera is now a dinosaur in terms of technology, and it's dying a slow death. Our recently unreliable
digi cam drove us into the vault of our cell phone photo albums for this post, so please pardon these slightly hazy pictures. (Also, Grandma Betty, this camera crap-out is why we've not been able to share pictures of your mushroom kit! The kit is pretty neat, and every time we harvest our mushrooms it's like nerdy, warm hug to our inner Bill Nye. We promise to share pictures soon, Grandma!)
After our trip to the
Heritage Harvest Festival last fall, we were inspired to take a trip to
Edible Landscaping in Afton, VA, right outside of
Charlottesville. Michael
McConkley had given a lecture on figs at the festival, effectively kick-starting our infatuation with paw paw and fig trees. We had planted fruit bushes and brambles over the summer and were interested in learning about other edible goodies we could incorporate in our small city lot. We came home empty-handed, but not for lack of interesting edible plant life. In fact, we came across some fruits we had only seen at the farmers' market or grocery store and never actually seen growing in
situ. And we saw other fruits that looked like props from a Harry Potter movie--odd and creepy.
The nursery was located down a long wooded drive off an old country road.

FIGS! (At the harvest festival, we were advised by Michael
McKonkely that figs are ripe when they hang like a pair of dog's testicles--no joke. Hilarious.)

Dragon fruit! When we were in Mexico a couple of years ago an old man just plucked one of these off of a vine growing in his backyard for us. (I wish I could remember the name of the village, but it totally escapes me.) It was so refreshing. This one here was growing in a
greenhouse. I doubt we'd have the skill to pull this off in our own backyard, greenhouse or not.

Che fruit! We had never seen this fruit in real life before. From a distance, it looked almost like a cherry tree.

Up close, not so much like a cherry. Weird, right? Like a cross between a
lychee, an orange, and what happens when you feed a
Mogwai after midnight.

Tastes kind of like a fig!

BEES y'all! They pollinate the orchard and other nursery goodness.

Sigh. Have I told you how much I want my own hive?

Julian
Cornus Kousa--a dogwood fruit. We had no clue what this was and had to ask. We'd never seen it before. Beautiful.

Southern
muscadine grape.

Sneaking a taste...super tart! More please!

Persimmons!

Sneaking another taste. (We were such bad guests and slyly sampled the more interesting fruits. I mean, we have to taste it if we're going to know if we want it setting roots in our backyard, right?)

Not going in our backyard, apparently.

Hanging out under the persimmon tree.

I am a bit embarrassed to admit that I (idiot) did not know that kiwis grew on trees. So cute!

Scoping out the berry brambles.

It was a good afternoon in the country. Though we left empty-handed, I have a feeling that we'll be back in the 2010 growing season to return with some YUM for our yard.